Chicks Cheat

Everyone knows that dudes have stronger moral character than chicks. Just ask Todd, if you don't believe me. This Article explains it all. But we can't put all the blame on chicks. Its not really their fault. They cheat because they have no croquet ability. They cheat because its the only way to get by. We all feel sorry for cheaters who cheat for this reason. We have plays about it. We develop government programs to asauge it.

Dudes and chicks don't have the same reverence for rules. Dudes love rules. That's why Congress is mostly dudes. Chicks can dig rules, they can even follow them. But for dudes, rules are hallowed. Except for dudes that are criminals.

You've got to admire chicks, though. They look for the expediant way to win. "Sure, I shirked that wicket. But it was a 'gimme'."

You gotta watch chicks, man.